Saturday, December 20, 2008

A little disturbed.

First off I have to say that I hope to bring no offense to the thong wearers of the world. Truly.

That being said, I am a little disturbed.

Granted. I am not a thong wearer. Never have been. Never will be. So really, "who am I to say" on the following matters.

Last night we were out parousing the aisles at Target, having to stock up on items you'd rather not spend money on, and I came across these.



I have to be honest. I just sat there in the aisle giggling. When Tracey rounded the corner, I had to make sure that he had a look at them too. The look on his face was priceless. I mean...any interaction for the common male with feminine hygene products is frightening enough, but to bring to his attention that they actually create liners for thongs was just too much.

I mean, I guess everyone has the right to a little extra protection, but seriously....wouldn't the bulk of that riding up your hiney make for the most permanent permawedge of the century? Permawedge aside, I think you'd definitely be dealing with some chafing issues.

But then again.

Who am I to say?

:0)

10 comments:

Jana said...

ha ha! I guess I'm of the opinion that if you are going to wear thongs even for that special time of month perhaps you should give tampons a try. Just a thought. I mean I know not every one can use them...but really. Also there will never be thong wearing for me either because I know the string would get lost in between my big boo-tay!

Jenn said...

That is to funny!!! Thanks for sharing

Cari said...

Bwhahahahaha!!!! Too funny and yet probably very true! ;)

Lindsay Spencer said...

I'm with you! How can they wear those things to begin with, and then try to "protect" themselves during that time of the month with THIS!! Unreal. Sorry, hope I don't offend anyone either, but it's GROSS!!!!!!

Becky T said...

Oh my, Oh my, Oh my! I'll keep my comments to a minimum, but must say I agree wholeheartedly to everything you said. Wowsers!! You gotta love yourself a thong in order to risk wearing one of those as "protection"... You totally make me laugh every day...love ya!

Cameron said...

I guess I havent looked close enough. Thongs are disturbing enough to me... this made it worse! lol

Ali said...

ROFLOL, I just spit up my coffee ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, the things you say sometimes Mrs. Lee. I swear I will be giggling long into the New Year about this one. I am a thong wearer. I love them. They are comfy and best of all it doesn't leave a VPL (visible panty line ;-)). I also have that very product upstairs in my bathroom and I am going to come straight out and say "THANKS BE TO GOODNESS THEY HAVE FINALLY COME UP WITH THESE BABIES", it's about time! No longer do I have to try and fit a pint into a half pint pot - as they say. Now that I have lost some of this weight, it's finally safe to wear these as they don't disappear into the folds of skin that used to rent space on my body :-).

Love you girlie!

candygirltwo said...

All I can say is, I remember when a thong meant the shoes you wear on your feet, but now they call them flip flops, so do thongs flip flop? That's the question of the day

Suzanne said...

oh my have I missed coming here! You are a guaranteed smile on my face woman...and this is no exception! I'm with the majority here...and WOW, so agreeing with the chaffing...but moreso the actual protection, YIKES! I could've imagined your hubby on that isle...my husband runs the other way and looks at something he totally wouldn't buy, but it isn't that isle...HILARIOUS!!!! Happy Holidays to you and your family! Much love!

Uncle Zeke said...

Well, I'm glad you let me know about those... Now, when I wear my "Mormons For Obama" t-back, I'm covered. Literally...