First off I have to say that I hope to bring no offense to the thong wearers of the world. Truly.
That being said, I am a little disturbed.
Granted. I am not a thong wearer. Never have been. Never will be. So really, "who am I to say" on the following matters.
Last night we were out parousing the aisles at Target, having to stock up on items you'd rather not spend money on, and I came across these.
I have to be honest. I just sat there in the aisle giggling. When Tracey rounded the corner, I had to make sure that he had a look at them too. The look on his face was priceless. I mean...any interaction for the common male with feminine hygene products is frightening enough, but to bring to his attention that they actually create liners for thongs was just too much.
I mean, I guess everyone has the right to a little extra protection, but seriously....wouldn't the bulk of that riding up your hiney make for the most permanent permawedge of the century? Permawedge aside, I think you'd definitely be dealing with some chafing issues.
But then again.
Who am I to say?