Thursday, September 18, 2008
Help me answer this riddle...
I'm puzzled. No, make that I am entirely addlepated (yeah...had to look that up) as to WHY anyone on this big blue planet would spend their time watching the movie The Riddle.
I admit it...I'm not much into the movie loop since we rarely go to the theater any more....so I put my trust in synopsis writers for jacket covers. PEOPLE! I do realize that your job is to make the product - in this case - this movie as enticing as possible, but for the love of it all.......don't lead me astray!
Who knows. Maybe I'm just not refined in my place in life. I mean I DO like Barbeque Cups and enjoy watching Sponge Bob on occasion with my Sponge Bob obsessed children. Maybe that's my problem is I don't belong to The Finer Things Club like my cute neighbor Kristen who likes artichokes. Oh wait. I do like artichokes. :0) At least I did manage to pick a good share of my nasty heel skin off of my left foot while I was watching. Hmmmmm....maybe that just goes to show right there that I'm not refined. Cause if I was refined, I'd be having a pedi at some day spa and having someone remove the caloused skin for me. Maybe that's my problem. Maybe if I'm willing to dig chunks of skin outta my dry heels then I'm not evolved enough to appreciate this movie.
So please, please Red Box gods. Grant me a free coupon code so that I can feel redeemed for wasting $1.06 on The Riddle.
(I guess if anything, they got the title of the movie right, since it is a complete riddle to me as to why anyone would even conceive such a thing!)